May 6, 2021


Hi Babies!

              It’s been such an insane week. With much promotion comes much work…lol

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First off—if you haven’t heard my latest episode with Delvin Cox (host of “The Delvin Cox Experience”), please do yourself a favor and go check it out. There are some epic stories told and tons of topics discussed from crack pipes and blowjobs to domestic abuse and dating after divorce. It’s worth the listen!

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But yes, back to my insane week. Yesterday, I got drunk. Like REAL drunk for Cinco De Drinko as I like to call it. I’m pretty proud of the fact that I didn’t shell out a dime but had enough margaritas for a lifetime. AND I wasn’t too hung over. I know, I know. I’m gonna enjoy my young liver while it lasts. I also had sex with my ex. Say what you will but sex is SUCH a stress reliever. And boy oh boy, all the office politics have been STRESSING ME OUT. Between dealing with jealous colleagues and trying to manage several key projects while building a team—it’s all been A LOT to handle. I barely have time for…well, anything at all. Except retail therapy.

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I feel like Fran Dersher.

I’m hot baby, I’m hot!

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It’s been such a struggle even staying awake to write this—and yes, it’s a day late. I’m so sorry to anyone and everyone I let down yesterday. I did not want to drink and blog and I got way too caught up in the festivities. Fully aware that this week’s post is absolute shit and I haven’t told you any details but I’m bordering on delirious with sleepiness. I can’t keep my eyes open. But here’s the great news:


It’s happening.

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